Karma Izzabish Michaels

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An introduction? I came in like a wrecking ball. Even the Kool-Aide man wasn't happy that I stole his spotlight.

Sunday, July 23, 2023

MR. STEVE HARVEY WE GOTTA MESSAGE FROM GOD!

Steve Harvey you sell out because your inspirational vibe is genuinely felt world wide.  When you speak of your life, and trials and tribulations, your emotions and body language matches the power of your words.  Your not scripted, your gifted!  You took lifes turmoils, and sculpted it into comedic bliss.  When you see or talk about your wife, your smile and eyes do a thing, there's also a flash of fear in your loving tears.  Being real, being raw, owning your fucked of flaws!  People perserveering was a definite breach of the government criminal laws.  Which made people look up to you, some envied your transparency.

"I HEAR HIM KAT...SHUT UP GURL DAMN..."


HOW KARMA IMAGINED STEVE LOOKED, WHEN HE GOT GODS MESSAGE!

Sex might be what sells, it even built our promised land. However being a real man, was almost a thing of the past.  You held real old morals and values with a ton of mad class.  

While I was out there looking like a grade A skank ass, getting treated like trash by the many doing the smash and dash.  I would start to cry and pray, telling God he's an azz, telling him he created us all wrong!  A bad batch of people not giving fucks.  Then oddly enough your voice or show would pop on somewhere. I would look up and God would chuckle, he SCREAMED,  "I don't create bad batches of anything, I create BAD ASS MF's.  Now STFU and listen to Steve, cause he believed, and he keeps on recieving.  I deliver when the the times right!"  Then he'd finally shut up, so I could hear you and seriously no joke, I would cry for insulting our God.  He said Steve I sent to save the world as well.  Why do you think he's happily married?  I shrugged, HE SCREAMED AGAIN AT ME...BECAUSE I SENT MY KING TO HELP REBUILD ALL THIS MESS TOO!  It's also why I actually gave you what you thought was your bio brother naming him Steven...  


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SEX IN SOBER CITY

        A KARMA MOVEMENT 
  KARMA IZZABISH MICHAELS!

This is episode is definitely not for children.  So if children are present please have them leave the room, or listen at a later time.  It's mainly geared toward women whom are recovering from a meth addiction.


Many know that the drug meth acts as the Viagra drug for women.  Your vagina is known as the local juice bar.  It's known as Niagara falls.  It's known a the Bellagio Fountains of Las Vegas. It's known as the  water parks that are around the world!

What ever do you do when the quote water runs dry?  Once the drug is depleted from our brains and body.  Our love factory tends to wanna become the Sahara desert.  So how do we start our vagina mojo flow!

The euphoric love trance is over ladies.  Now it's time to figure out how to accept real love and sensual feelings.

1.  Find a patient partner.  Someone who don't mind doing the mental seduction tango.

2.  Touch is hugely important.  As our heightened senses aren't heightened any longer.  They still exist, they just need a little more touch attention.

3. Kissing is a huge libido booster.  Deep passionate kissing with lots of tongue.  Kissing every part of her body will help immensely.

4.  Using his saliva as your personal lube appeals to the dirty/sexual side of the brain and tends to kick the vagina into a sexual mojo flow.

5.  Watching porn is ok.  Once again it kicks our brain and body into an over drive of love making.

6.  Listening to music while love making appeals to romantic side of the brain, and let's face it, romancing the mind is a juice leak well for women anyways.

7.  Have him turn the "whispered sweet nothings" into real life whispers, having him act on the sweet nothings, is the cherry on the cake!

Anyways ladies and gents your sex life is not over once our addiction is gone.  It's actually just beginning.  In the beginning it's hard to accept because it's a foreign concept to our brains and bodies.  However once you embrace the greatness of real love, instead of the false euphoric love.  It's far more intense than the fake love we were accepting.

With all that being said!!  Make lots of love! STAY KALM & KARMA ON.

KARMA DESIRES HER VILLIAN

Villian Desired!

MURON SIGERS!

She only craves your touch. Your touch acts like a lead, to a seed. The seed will grow, if you help her to glow. She wants to be  delighted as she's guided.  Yes she's been felt, yet never touched.  She's always been rushed.  Heart shattered but it never mattered. Taken advantage of for her beauty, and flare, and no one cared. Submit? If you could out wit her class.  Even as she strayed from God's path, she felt her internal wrath. She knew quest for the right love wasn't over.  She's sad and lost, she'd rather fight in the holocaust.  At least that pain will subside a lot sooner.  The war wounds she currently wears, she will always bare.  Her desire is to be admired, for the real her.  Make her purr!  Really look at her.  She raised herself, fighting societal hypocrisies, since the day she was born.  Talk about a God fearing woman?  She ignored him for the longest time.  Yet stayed on his path.  Simply fearing any major wrath.  As time went on and her family started to dwindle, along with so called friends, with no real relationships.  She realized with the world's newest trend.  The Great divide, that was happening world wide.  Oh how she cried.  A sexual revolution that would come with no resolution.  

"SAVE THE WORLD"

Was starting to make sense to her now, but how?  I can't do this alone. I need a partner in crime, but God said, "To bad there's no time."  I thought maybe I'll find one along the way. Yet every person was holding me at bay, never allowing me to stay.

Her desire was to be rewired.  To be a liar like the rest. No matter how hard she tried she always felt the eye in the sky.  She was created to abide, created to never be taken for a ride.  She was created to be loud.  She was created to never fear.  She was created with a vicious lear.  A look that drew them in, yet kept them at a safe distance..

KARMA IZZABISH MICHAELS

When she proclaimed to be an enigma, she had no idea the statement she made !


TWITTER JUST MADE ME FUCKING BITTER

#ADMISSION FUCKING TUITION!

TWITTER ALLOWS SNUFF PORN TO BE POSTED!
A BIRDIE TOLD ME, THE PIGEONS IN VEGAS ARE ROBOTIC GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!
#BIRDTURDDROP


Usually when one witnesses physical abuse, violence, dismembered limbs from a human body, or charring skin, during a sexual act, or even in oh I don't know...regular life.  Most people assist the victim, by either physically assisting the victim in removing the perpatraitor from further harming them.  Or in this case, since it's allowed on your platform, maybe phoning 911 to help the victim.  (Then again 911 has been closed in 3 different states.)

None the less, your saying it's basically allowed providing it's hid with a "sensitive people filter?" Your kidding right?  You do realize that makes you an accessory to these malicious acts?  No one consents to being brutally hacked up and or dismembered.  No one consents to being burnt to the point of charring!  Not even for religious sacraficial bullshit.

I was also wondering how you are getting consentual animals to submit & agree to a purgatory pervert fuck fest fetish.  An animal licking peanut butter off a cock is not a consenting agreement.  It's manipulation, and animal cruelty.  Animals don't have the liberty of asking the preparator whether or not they are infected with STDs.

Everything mentioned in "what's not allowed" because of  #SENSITIVEVIEWERS"  The condescending delivery to non murderous normal people is disgusting.

Like I said everything you mentioned is illegal!  Allowing it on your platform whether it's hidden or not is aiding and abedding, these criminal acts.  Witnessing these acts don't encourage violence in others.  This horrible policy encourages other like minded criminals to feel free to make a mochary & spectical of ending innocent lives.

TY KINDLY FOR POSTING THIS.  DON'T PLAY THE IGNORANCE CARD IN COURT.  AS IVE HEARD ALONG THE WAY "IGNORANCE OF THE LAWS, IS NO EXCUSE FOR BREAKING IT.  SEE YA IN COURT FUCK FACE!



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SCARE TACTIC WHORE & MORE FROM TRUMP HIMSELF

CHUCKYS BACK, JEW WANNA PLAY?
Chucky grew up to be a murdering, cannabalistic, pedophile, whos in denial!

It's so cute that you attempted to be me, ya little flea.  One must have talents galore, to be a rapping lyracal whore!   Don't be pissed that you missed the mark. Competing with this mudshark!  The mud you sling, will never sting. I wear my flaws, and grow kitty claws.  As all you pedos sit around breaking real laws!

Your petty attack is lame, you know a lot like that "Karla Kitty Show," while I'm over here just being a hoe.  

Are you mad, that you can't collect, or direct this grand little scheme against my karmageddon team? Who you ask? 

As I bask in the glory of knowing a little bit insight to your demise finale story.  

It took me an entire year to even come across this, and all I feel in my heart, is utter bliss.  Then again, I'm on alot of drugs, all while sleeping on dirty rugs.  

I'd rather be destitute, than another one of your prostitutes.  

The truth is out, and your so called clout is about to be drought!

Sticks and stones, I turned into boomerangs.  My boomerangs are slowly ending each one of your vile sex trafficking pedo rings! 

Your stupid little words, are nothing more than useless turds.  That will get flushed.  Along with your fans, that stand by they're head pedo, wannabe man! 

Well I think its time that I end this little love note.  I gotta run and play on "The Love Boat". 

Osama Bum Laden fell in love with the target bait.  I'm actually thinking about keeping him as my mate.  Or did you desire him for cell dates?  Never mind it don't matter.  

Ever hear of collateral damage Trump?  Yeah, No?  Me neither.  Don't worry he didn't sell you out, at least not yet.  He's still trying to gauge if I'm a fake. He fears making the wrong mistake.  If he only knew, and didn't depend on you.  I know your part of his past!  All I need is to barely scratch his protective glass, then I end your fucking pedophile ass.  

BUH BYE CHUCKY!

Friday, April 14, 2023

Avoiding Relapse In Cities Of Sin!




1.  It is often said in recovery to avoid other addicts!  That is thee dumbest motha fucking statement that I've heard in my life.  Why?  Cause every person around us, is an addict.  We all just vary in our personal addictions. Over eating, porn, alcohol, drugs, nail biting, shopping.  Etc.  So don't avoid other addicts, as it's impossible!  Instead remember your will power.  Also simply remember what that taught us in elementary.  #JUSTSAYNO

KARMA IZZABISH 
EVERY ONES AN ADDICT 

2.  Again it's often said to avoid drug capital states.  Another dumb statement!  Why?  Any type of addict will move mountains to obtain they're next fix, no matter what state they are in.  Have you ever heard someone say "I can sell ice to an Eskimo"?  See what I mean, they even found a way to get drugs into Alaska.  So instead of moving mountains for your next fix, move mountains to block the "evil in plain site" bullshit the government knowingly implemented.

CITIES OF SIN
LAS VEGAS NEVADA 


3.  Again it's often said to avoid a relationship for the 1st year of sobriety.  Again another stupid sobriety suggestion.  Why? Relationships come in so many damn forms, that usually end up evolving in one way or another.  It simply can't be helped.  So get out there and make friends and fuck as often as possible.  Let's face it,  if none of us fucked for one year upon getting sober, this world would have ended centuries ago.  This is an area of sobriety that you don't need to #JUSTSAY NO IN.

MAKE FRIENDS 


4.  Finding sober events is helpful.  However it's not a cure all to relapse.  Sometimes people watching others that you use to be like is more comical and a friendly reminder of what you don't want to go back to.  So keep enjoying the same venues and establishments that suit your fancy.

5.  Last but not least!  There actually is no #5.  There's a kinda famous quote my love often uses!  "Live the life you love, and love the life you live".  Stop following rules and live in the pursuit of happiness and sobriety truly will come naturally.  After all I'm kinda living proof that with the right amount of will power, all things can be accomplished!

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

CON-STICK-A-FLUTE UP YOUR ASS RIGHTS!

CON-STICK-A-FLUTE UP YOUR ASS RIGHTS!
I'll tell you what, when Dennis Hoffs murderer comes forward and turns himself in, and you reincarnate Dennis Hoff back to life.  Then we will consider allowing you to re-run.  The massive Fraud and deception you speak of, you personally started!  So you got no one to blame but your fucking self!

It's also funny that you should mention that a mass fraud of that magnitude, means that the rules should be thrown out!!! That's insanely funny, I so happen to fucking agree with you on that one, you fucking oompa loompa looking ugly fuck!!! I do believe I stated that once on one of my podcasts. (FUCKIN FAN) I MENTIONED IT about your fucking nasty ass!  

If our founding fathers don't agree  with fraud of this magnitude, maybe you can reincarnate them, and let them come decide you're FUCKING  pedophile fraudulent bitch ass fate!!  WHAT DO YOU SAY FUCK  FACE?

Ya think my requirements are a little ludicrous don't you? 

I tell you what, you meet the requirements and I will personally give you access to "The White House" once again.

#sitdownclown #it'sover #keepfuckingwithme #youfuckedwiththe #wrongcunt.  Even if you kill me!! It's still over for you bitch!!  I personally made sure of that!  Relax these aren't death threats I want your nasty disgusting pedophile ass behind bars reincarnated day after day to be miserable for eternity! 

BID ON MY KIDS AGAIN!!  KEEP UNDERESTIMATING ME!

-KARMA IZZA LOSING IT-

PS- ONCE DENNIS IS RE-INCARNATED HE GETS TO RUN AGAINST YOU THE NEXT ELECTION. UNDERSTOOD???  I MOST CERTAINLY HOPE SO CUZ YOU CAN GIVE A F*** ABOUT HIS RIGHTS OR THE FRAUDULENT DECEPTIVE MURDER IS A B******* THAT WENT ON WITH HIM NOW DID YOU HE DIDN'T GET THE RIGHT TO TAKE HIS ELECTED SEAT NOW DID HE?  LIKE I SAID KEEP FUCKIN WITH ME COCKSUCKER!

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