My favorite lines on the dating apps!
Oh my where ever do I begin?
1. - #letschat and #seewhereitgoes.
2. - Are you #dtf so you can get chucked?
3. - #Howmuch for the such and such?
4. - Should I come to you, or do you already have another boo?
5. - #NoTitle okay! A #fwb is always on call, unless Monty Hall calls.
6. - #FreeSite #FreeSex My bad I wasn't aware you paid for thee opportunity to meet me.
7. - #Next #Nahbitch.
8. - #OutOfTown #NextClown.
9. - #WaitForThisDick like it's the last thing on earth to stick.
10. - #Spoil don't imply to be treated like a royal.
11. - #MovesLikeJagger I'd rather dodge a dagger.
12. - #RichMen think you'll submit, #Nahbish only twits with no wits.
13. - #ChineseDudes think they get an anal pass up your ass.
14. - Expect sass!
15. - If he's #white, it ain't right.
16. - If hes sporting #BigBlackCock ask how many are in his harem flock.
17. - #Dyke Don't call her Mike.
18. - #TransGal is with your homophobic pal.
19. - The old are bold, thinking they got this 10 fold.
20. - #Pimps are #Simps.
21. - #SugarDaddies they don't exist in this dating twist, but women are still the waiting list. They wait, till hes done with the other hens, in his den, that he fooled.
22. On Friday and Saturday you won't need any date. Your phone will vibrate off the wall. So just #Masturbate & avoid the fate, of the dreaded apps, that will have you laughing in laps.
23. On Sundays the humanoids, return home to there real wives & lives
24. They go #ghost when you thought they enjoyed you playing host. They'll proclaim, your just not the one, it's then you regret letting him stick it in your buns.
25. Back to the #POF pond to cast. Praying the next one you catch will actually last. All while rubbing your ass, cause it still hurts, from the last fuck who stole a pass.
26. Now your refrenced as #DoraTheWhora cause you look like a slut sucking off so many nuts. #TinderBinders
27. #Badoo - Who? Yeah he once was my #Boo.
28. #OkCupid is for the stupid. Don't get off. You'll get an evil eye, as he wonders why your vagina just threw up. SMH...#pupbots shouldn't be around grown twat.
29. #FarmersOnly more like really lonely while they're auger's get more grind than my pedo find.
30. #LinkdN for a foreign win.
31. #Craigslist if you can take a fist It didn't shutdown #TheClown just moved #MissedConnections to #ApartfinderNGrindher
32. #Grinder izza for the gays but it's where gals go to learn the art of #BlowJobs every day in every way. Gay men get hustled the most, cause they're forced to play ghost with they're fetish that's been demonized the most.
33..Dating? More like tag your it. Or Duck duck goose, and dudes pray the bitch ain't loose.
34. Me & another recovering hoe Katrina Zeitner went & had drinks and compared #DudeFaxtsOfDaApps laughing in total laps that we almost took a crap
35. NONEOFTHISISFUGGINLIES
